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"And the stars are projectors, yeah, projecting our lives down to this planet Earth." - Modest Mouse


1.27.2004

The Gnomes of Kandahar 

The Weekly World News reports that tiny Al Qaida terrorists are sneaking into America disguised as garden gnomes.
"A suicide gnome may be small, but he can still strap on a lot of explosives, walk into a crowded mall and . . . BOOM!"

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