"And the stars are projectors, yeah, projecting our lives down to this planet Earth." - Modest Mouse


A Good Deal 

President Bush got off Air Force One with an animal
under each arm
the Marine guard at the foot of the stairs saluted:
'Nice pigs, sir!'

Bush indignantly: 'These aren't pigs, they are
genuine Texas
razorbacks. I got one for Rice and I got one for

Marine saluting again: 'Nice trade, sir......'

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